• me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via standardwhore)

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

(Source: bonedragonpit, via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

(Source: insilentmoments, via bl-y)

portraits-of-america:

     “My maiden name was Burger and his last name is Berger, so I went one letter from Burger to Berger. It gets better: His brother’s name is Bob and he was our best man. My dad’s name is also Bob, so we had two Bobs, Berger and Burger, at the wedding. Bob, his brother, was married to Linda. My name is also Linda, so we had two Linda Bergers. Everyone was confused.
     “Then I go to the Secretary of State to change my name. ‘What’s your maiden name?’ Burger. ‘Now, what’s your married name?’ Berger. ‘No, no, we need your last name.’ I just gave it to you—Burger.”

Livonia, MI

BOB AND LINDA GUYS

BOB BURGER GUYS

BOB AND LINDA BURGER GUYS

 

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

 

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy, via oh-my-godstiel)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via roselastrider)

corneliapornelia:

Jo talking about when she finished writing Harry Potter (X)

(via themomentsiknew)